deep within the ice at the remote ‘outpost 31’, a research facility funded by the weyland-yutani corporation, remains of unknown origin are discovered. mysterious deaths soon follow, and the on-site team is quick to send a transmission to the companies nearest space station, only to have it intercepted by the nostromo. captained by ellen ripley, this mercenary ship and it’s crew are hell bent on bringing down weyland-yutani by any, and all means.

“I need to know exactly what it is you and your boys found down there, Mr. MacReady.”

“Listen sweetheart, I’m the pilot. Just here ‘cause the company pays me to be.”

“Well for some reason, everyone here on this god forsaken hunk of ice seems to think that you’re in charge. So here’s how it’s gonna to be. I’m gonna ask the questions, and you’re gonna answer. You got it, sweetheart?”

lapierre, he’s in there stirring it up.
(it’s what he does best)

join us next week as we stir it up! with a sweet dinner roll six pack with chris higgins
last week we lived on the edge with some late-night cheesecake with mr. “thug” edler

lapierre, he’s in there stirring it up.
(it’s what he does best)

join us next week as we stir it up! with freedom and a side of poutine with ryan kesler
last week we made zombie fingers with a real life dragon slayer

lapierre, he’s in there stirring it up.
(it’s what he does best)

join us next week as we stir it up! with some late night cheesecake with alex edler.

you know what I’m lovin’, is this rubbing alcohol we got. I mean you can use this from asshole to elbow, and just like-

“I JUST LIKE MEAT. MEAT, MEAT, MEAT! FRESH MEAT!”

kevin rose: hello, welcome to diggnation episode number 123. I’m kevin rose.
alex albrecht: and I’m alex albrecht. diggnation covers some of the hottest user submitted stories on the social news website digg.com, that’s d-i-double-g-dot-com.
kevin rose: yes. helleuu. [laughing] I forget what’s next. what am I supposed to say?
alex albrecht: we’re here in san francisco. OH FUCK ME, HELP ME. FUCK ME.

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