teddyslack asked: top 5 hockey butts



boosterposey replied to your post: if the jlo song isn’t a murder inc remix then I…

remember the remix for I’m Real when everyone shit over her saying the n word omg

the whole part where she’s all “R-U-L-E” and my sister was all “WHO IS ELLIE?”

pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: if the jlo song isn’t a murder inc remix then I…

if you had my love and love don’t cost a thing ok that’s it i’m done

ooh i forgot about love don’t cost a thing



pouritonlikemilk replied to your photo: no

drunken twilight marathon take 2

oh sweet jesus



pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: everyone who is sleeping can bite my ass. and i…

can i bite it anyways

of course. like i’d say no to you

goalierthanthou replied to your post: everyone who is sleeping can bite my ass. and i…

Hooray, no ass biting for me! :D

you’re clearly awake which clearly entails ass biting. i’m sorry in advance



hjammer replied to your post: nope. sadness not washed away

were you wearing a jets jersey and shaving your beard

I shaved my beard many moons ago

pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: nope. sadness not washed away

DID YOU TRY USING BEER

I don’t have any, and in any case I think something stronger is required



teddyslack asked: PEOPLE ARE DUMBASSES


pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: pouritonlikemilk replied to your post:…

satan doesn’t have to pay what are you talking about

hey, just because I was born in hell that doesn’t make me satan



pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: oh my fuck…

and kt pls we’re all going to hell it will be an eternal nsync party

gross. but I should have known. I’ve already got my crib set up in hell. paid for in advance.



pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: oh my fuck and they’ve done this before how even

nsync needs to get on this shit yo

fuck nsync. I’ll see them in hell



pouritonlikemilk replied to your post: I DON’T DENY ANY OF THAT OTHER THAN THE UNDERWEAR…

OKAY MNAYBE YOU WEREN’T IN YOUR UNDERWEAR BUT YOU TOOK OUT THE TRASH AND WAS UNPREPARED TO WATCH AN ENTIRE HOCKEY GAMEF ROM OUTSIDE

OK YES. THAT IS TRUE. I WAS CAUGHT RUMMAGING THROUGH THE DRYER IN MY UNDERWEAR THOUGH. AND I ONCE FELL INTO A RECYCLING BIN.