no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by
(via sealcat)
over the past two years katie has sent me at least 10 messages that simply say ‘NO’

I JUST WANT TO SMOTHER MYSELF IN PEANUT BUTTER, SET MYSELF ON FIRE, AND ROLL AROUND IN A FIELD, YELLING ABOUT BEARDS